Veiled's pet peeve #1

People who presume, yes mainly men!
I am not a male hater really I am not but I refuse to be treated as a non equal.
Here are some examples I have to deal with weekly.

I am a business woman and when walking with colleges to lunch or meetings, do not turn to me and say "should we walk slower because you have heels on?" What the hell makes you think I can not walk fast in these? Hell I can run in them believe me I have done it often. Ever seen females wait outside a store from 5am just for the opening sales then run through the shop? ok point made! Do not presume I can not walk fast or run in 4-5inch stilettos

"Veiled can you do this for me?" Yes when I get to it "No I mean now!"
This is so fucking common it is a daily thing said to me, ok here is a hint to you fuckers see my feet? look closer, really close, study it now I ask you this, Do you see a ball and chain around my ankle? No? correct and you know why? because I am not your fucking wife! I will do things in order of urgency and if your little fax is not due for 2 days then it is not a priority arsehole! and if you think it is, then you can hit the fucking send button on the fax machine yourself! Do not presume I will drop everything for you.

"Oh here love let me help you carry that it looks heavy" Hello do I look like I can not carry two files by myself? Do I look fucking handicapped to you? Am I missing something here? Just because I am a female does it mean I can not lift a feather? Ok it is very nice for a gentleman to carry your suitcase or help you with your 20 bags of shoes after shopping, but two files? I am not made of glass I will not break get a fucking grip. Do not presume because I am female I am weak! chances are I could kick your arse!

"Veiled did it take you so long in the bathroom to paint your face? is that why you are late for work?"
Fuck you, I do not wear a lot of make-up and I am sure you take longer going to the toilet then it takes me to do my make-up. Why were you late for work? Mrs have a bitch at you or did she give you the orders for after work, like the shopping list? or was it you just had to go to the toilet and get your jollies?
Never presume a female is late because she is putting on make-up, you never know maybe I was in the toilet getting my jollies!

Time management, you males are so fucking useless with it I am amazed you fit in time to breath or fart! you think you have an hour to get to a meeting and your so slow and presume you have enough time but yet you turn up 20 minutes late. My god, I just do not know how to explain all the stupid shit I see in agendas of the people who are meant to be running a company, your useless! I guess we should get use to it as you men can not even measure things correctly, ~bursts into laughter~ 9inches you say? ~keeps laughing and wriggles her pinky~ you thought that lasted hours? LOL try 5 minutes, see useless at time management and also telling distance, as useless as tits on a bull and that is all I can say about it! Do not presume you have it all worked out!

So there my pet peeve, people who presume. It is safer to ask me then to presume as I will rip your fucking head off.

So it is the weekend

I am so happy it is the weekend that I can actually relax a little, mind you my house looks like a bomb hit it and I should clean but after the week I had I am just leaving it and today saying fuck it!
Last week I have had to see and deal with some seriously disgusting moments and I just do not know how some people can actually live with themselves, or what the hell some people are thinking when they say something. I was so happy to leave work on Friday call my "nail lady" up and beg her to do my nails as I just needed to sit relax and listen to her lovely week.
I was being sarcastic, I think she has it worse then even people who work in the bars and pubs listening to people bitch, hell she has 99% of female clients that says it all right there!

~This Week I have had to put up with men talking about how much sperm a female swallows in a lifetime, hmm by their comments it is obvious their lovers do not swallow.

~A mess in the toilet at work, someone actually pooped on the floor! I am dead serious pooped on the floor, skid marks from here to Tokyo for that person I am sure.

~I had to deal with a stress level of 15 on when the scale only goes to 10!

~Had to involve police in something that was so bloody pathetic it was over something so small and stupid only a male could have escalated it to the point police needed to be involved.

~Found myself sitting in the middle of a farting contest while the people involved where meant to be finding how and where they lost half a million in 6 weeks!

~Sat over the table from someone while 2 lawyers talked about their division of good, seen the ex husband of the case fart and about shit his pants when things did not go his way, also seen steam come out his ears. Divorces can be messy but I must say things that are said and done make it funny as hell!

~While sitting in a traffic jam I seen a man picking his nose, them looked at it then scraped it off with his teeth, oh my god he even had to chew!

~Again while sitting in a traffic jam and with the lovely weather we have here right now there are many convertibles on the road, I had much entertainment in my own head looking at the Porsche's , BMW's, and Mercedes with their tops off and the males in them that were obviously having mid life crisis's

So much more happened that it is not even worth going over, end of story is, it is weekend, I am relaxing and my nails look amazing, now it is time to get a tan!
Enjoy your weekend as Monday comes so soon.

His hair is sexily styled, he smells like Ralph Lauren Romance for Men, his suit is Armani, and what is that on his feet? Donald Duck socks, of course.
What is this shit? Grown men paddling around in primary coloured carton character socks is neither cute or endearing. It is, in fact nauseating. But you can not just blame the boy-men : slap on the wrist for those who bad taste females who buy them the shameless socks in the first place.

Veiled Secrets say: kick those Disney socks out the door and grow balls!

P.S Dare you to click the picture, right in your face just like it hits us tasteful females, being stunned by your stupidity to put them on in the morning

How times have changed

My last blog was months ago and I promised I was back, or was it a promise? Anyway I am once again back and so many things have changed.
Love, had it and lost it and so not give a shit about it now, I am soldering on with my life and the foundations of my own life is stronger which it how it should be.
I am still a bitch at work and love every minute of it and yes I still have so much to bitch about so keep an eye on this blog and you will be enlightened and let into my life over the last days, weeks and months.