Saturday, 10 May 2008

So it is the weekend

I am so happy it is the weekend that I can actually relax a little, mind you my house looks like a bomb hit it and I should clean but after the week I had I am just leaving it and today saying fuck it!
Last week I have had to see and deal with some seriously disgusting moments and I just do not know how some people can actually live with themselves, or what the hell some people are thinking when they say something. I was so happy to leave work on Friday call my "nail lady" up and beg her to do my nails as I just needed to sit relax and listen to her lovely week.
I was being sarcastic, I think she has it worse then even people who work in the bars and pubs listening to people bitch, hell she has 99% of female clients that says it all right there!

~This Week I have had to put up with men talking about how much sperm a female swallows in a lifetime, hmm by their comments it is obvious their lovers do not swallow.

~A mess in the toilet at work, someone actually pooped on the floor! I am dead serious pooped on the floor, skid marks from here to Tokyo for that person I am sure.

~I had to deal with a stress level of 15 on when the scale only goes to 10!

~Had to involve police in something that was so bloody pathetic it was over something so small and stupid only a male could have escalated it to the point police needed to be involved.

~Found myself sitting in the middle of a farting contest while the people involved where meant to be finding how and where they lost half a million in 6 weeks!

~Sat over the table from someone while 2 lawyers talked about their division of good, seen the ex husband of the case fart and about shit his pants when things did not go his way, also seen steam come out his ears. Divorces can be messy but I must say things that are said and done make it funny as hell!

~While sitting in a traffic jam I seen a man picking his nose, them looked at it then scraped it off with his teeth, oh my god he even had to chew!

~Again while sitting in a traffic jam and with the lovely weather we have here right now there are many convertibles on the road, I had much entertainment in my own head looking at the Porsche's , BMW's, and Mercedes with their tops off and the males in them that were obviously having mid life crisis's

So much more happened that it is not even worth going over, end of story is, it is weekend, I am relaxing and my nails look amazing, now it is time to get a tan!
Enjoy your weekend as Monday comes so soon.

Wednesday, 7 May 2008

His hair is sexily styled, he smells like Ralph Lauren Romance for Men, his suit is Armani, and what is that on his feet? Donald Duck socks, of course.
What is this shit? Grown men paddling around in primary coloured carton character socks is neither cute or endearing. It is, in fact nauseating. But you can not just blame the boy-men : slap on the wrist for those who bad taste females who buy them the shameless socks in the first place.

Veiled Secrets say: kick those Disney socks out the door and grow balls!

P.S Dare you to click the picture, right in your face just like it hits us tasteful females, being stunned by your stupidity to put them on in the morning

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

How times have changed

My last blog was months ago and I promised I was back, or was it a promise? Anyway I am once again back and so many things have changed.
Love, had it and lost it and so not give a shit about it now, I am soldering on with my life and the foundations of my own life is stronger which it how it should be.
I am still a bitch at work and love every minute of it and yes I still have so much to bitch about so keep an eye on this blog and you will be enlightened and let into my life over the last days, weeks and months.

Sunday, 27 January 2008

I'm back!

Hello peeps,
Just a little line to tell you I am back!
well that is it really :-)
Will drop back tomorrow to share some events over the last week
kisses.

Monday, 21 January 2008

Thank You

To all the people who have emailed me thank you, I was actually very surprised to see that in my short time of having this blog so many people are regular readers, I am thinking of keeping this blog open due to that fact.
The reason for this little blog entry is to let you know even though I have been silent for sometime I am also out of town for a week or so with no Internet connection, so behave while I am gone and I shall see you in a week!

Thursday, 10 January 2008

End of a Chapter

I enjoyed this blog, loved every minute of it and I have much more I want to say here but some people who read this blog I rather they did not know who I was, so this is closing as has a love chapter of my life (so it seems)
If you desire to know my other blogs feel free to leave a comment here or even email me and I will get in contact with you. that is if your one of the people I do not want following me!
Kisses and Hugs see you around.

Wednesday, 2 January 2008

New Start

So it is a new year, the time where people sit back and think how they wasted thier time and all that shit.
My last few days and weeks have been busy strangely though not with work.
I had a shitty Christmas and also new years, BB was away having fun with friends in a different country and I was left visiting someone I do not like. I had a shit time and so boring I feel asleep before midnight just to be woken up before midnight for a kiss, disgusting,then shortly after I made sure I left, driving through the fireworks, unable to see a nose in front of me due to the smoke but it was worth the risk just to get out of there.