Veiled's pet peeve #1

People who presume, yes mainly men!
I am not a male hater really I am not but I refuse to be treated as a non equal.
Here are some examples I have to deal with weekly.

I am a business woman and when walking with colleges to lunch or meetings, do not turn to me and say "should we walk slower because you have heels on?" What the hell makes you think I can not walk fast in these? Hell I can run in them believe me I have done it often. Ever seen females wait outside a store from 5am just for the opening sales then run through the shop? ok point made! Do not presume I can not walk fast or run in 4-5inch stilettos

"Veiled can you do this for me?" Yes when I get to it "No I mean now!"
This is so fucking common it is a daily thing said to me, ok here is a hint to you fuckers see my feet? look closer, really close, study it now I ask you this, Do you see a ball and chain around my ankle? No? correct and you know why? because I am not your fucking wife! I will do things in order of urgency and if your little fax is not due for 2 days then it is not a priority arsehole! and if you think it is, then you can hit the fucking send button on the fax machine yourself! Do not presume I will drop everything for you.

"Oh here love let me help you carry that it looks heavy" Hello do I look like I can not carry two files by myself? Do I look fucking handicapped to you? Am I missing something here? Just because I am a female does it mean I can not lift a feather? Ok it is very nice for a gentleman to carry your suitcase or help you with your 20 bags of shoes after shopping, but two files? I am not made of glass I will not break get a fucking grip. Do not presume because I am female I am weak! chances are I could kick your arse!

"Veiled did it take you so long in the bathroom to paint your face? is that why you are late for work?"
Fuck you, I do not wear a lot of make-up and I am sure you take longer going to the toilet then it takes me to do my make-up. Why were you late for work? Mrs have a bitch at you or did she give you the orders for after work, like the shopping list? or was it you just had to go to the toilet and get your jollies?
Never presume a female is late because she is putting on make-up, you never know maybe I was in the toilet getting my jollies!

Time management, you males are so fucking useless with it I am amazed you fit in time to breath or fart! you think you have an hour to get to a meeting and your so slow and presume you have enough time but yet you turn up 20 minutes late. My god, I just do not know how to explain all the stupid shit I see in agendas of the people who are meant to be running a company, your useless! I guess we should get use to it as you men can not even measure things correctly, ~bursts into laughter~ 9inches you say? ~keeps laughing and wriggles her pinky~ you thought that lasted hours? LOL try 5 minutes, see useless at time management and also telling distance, as useless as tits on a bull and that is all I can say about it! Do not presume you have it all worked out!

So there my pet peeve, people who presume. It is safer to ask me then to presume as I will rip your fucking head off.