So it is the weekend

I am so happy it is the weekend that I can actually relax a little, mind you my house looks like a bomb hit it and I should clean but after the week I had I am just leaving it and today saying fuck it!
Last week I have had to see and deal with some seriously disgusting moments and I just do not know how some people can actually live with themselves, or what the hell some people are thinking when they say something. I was so happy to leave work on Friday call my "nail lady" up and beg her to do my nails as I just needed to sit relax and listen to her lovely week.
I was being sarcastic, I think she has it worse then even people who work in the bars and pubs listening to people bitch, hell she has 99% of female clients that says it all right there!

~This Week I have had to put up with men talking about how much sperm a female swallows in a lifetime, hmm by their comments it is obvious their lovers do not swallow.

~A mess in the toilet at work, someone actually pooped on the floor! I am dead serious pooped on the floor, skid marks from here to Tokyo for that person I am sure.

~I had to deal with a stress level of 15 on when the scale only goes to 10!

~Had to involve police in something that was so bloody pathetic it was over something so small and stupid only a male could have escalated it to the point police needed to be involved.

~Found myself sitting in the middle of a farting contest while the people involved where meant to be finding how and where they lost half a million in 6 weeks!

~Sat over the table from someone while 2 lawyers talked about their division of good, seen the ex husband of the case fart and about shit his pants when things did not go his way, also seen steam come out his ears. Divorces can be messy but I must say things that are said and done make it funny as hell!

~While sitting in a traffic jam I seen a man picking his nose, them looked at it then scraped it off with his teeth, oh my god he even had to chew!

~Again while sitting in a traffic jam and with the lovely weather we have here right now there are many convertibles on the road, I had much entertainment in my own head looking at the Porsche's , BMW's, and Mercedes with their tops off and the males in them that were obviously having mid life crisis's

So much more happened that it is not even worth going over, end of story is, it is weekend, I am relaxing and my nails look amazing, now it is time to get a tan!
Enjoy your weekend as Monday comes so soon.