Thursday 25 September 2008

Are we ready yet?

It is only a few hours before I take off to England, I have nothing packed yet, my cloths are still in the drier and I do not have a clue what shoes to pack, yes mark I have no idea!
I am looking forward to jetting off though no one is/was game enough to meet me for lunch or a dinner! heck no one even donated to the shoe fund!
I shall be back in 5 days though I will try to do some updates when at the hotel. Who wants a postcard?

Tuesday 23 September 2008

The Crush button

hmm you secret little thing mark, you need to drop me a line before it makes me turn grey!

So here I am 2 days before I jet off to the UK, I can not wait, I need the time to TRY to relax, sit back and ponder over a few things, maybe get some shoe shopping in as well, so who is offering to buy me a pair? **chuckles** or is handling your creditcard a better option?
I wonder if there is a rehab. for shoe addicts like myself?

Friday 19 September 2008

So you want to comment?

Over the last few weeks I have been raising an eyebrow to little mark x, I have been trying to think of who you are, Do I know you? I have thought of the subs and gentlemen in my life I deal with and I can not recall a mark, I know a marc, hmmmm unless you are my ex brother in law but his English is crap and he has no taste but it is obvious you do.
So little mark, who are you? dare to tell me? or do I know you already but in all my stresses lately it slipped my mind.
here marky marky marky, come out, come out where ever you are!
**shakes panties without skidmarks** chuckles, you entertaining thing!

Tuesday 16 September 2008

2nd life, 2nd time, 2nd hand

No one likes to have slops if you know what I mean ;-) you know stirring the porridge.
if you do not know what I mean by that then you have been living under a rock.

The other day I was talking to a friend and we got onto the subject of second hand items
the conversation lead to what we would and would not buy second hand, we both agreed we would buy a handbag obviously only if it was in good condition and a name brand, Louis Vuitton, Marc Jacobs you get the drift.
We draw the line at clothing, my god they sell second hand underwear and bras how fucking sick is that shit? you would not know who's dirty snatch has been in it.
Shoes, now that raised some interesting thoughts, I say I will never do it, but then again I have done it before, it was a pair of shoes second hand that had never been worn before and also a pair that was only warn once to walk down the red carpet. I have this thing with shoes and feet, I think everyone's feet are dirty and ugly but mine.

So our rules on second hand clothing and accessories

Don't wear shoes that someone with funky fungus feet has been wearing.
Second hand clothes, Never wear a pair of pants if you cannot identify what twat has been inside of them.

At the end of our conversation I just thought I would throw in some food for thought and I said to my friend, "So buying a second hand book never turn a page after licking your finger, what was the licked finger before you doing!"
Her comment to that was, and I quote "you're extremely twisted" tell me something I don't know bitch.

Friday 12 September 2008

Catch up!

Well it has been a while I have posted, I very much dislike it when work runs me around and I do not have time to post.
A lot has been happening and I can not wait to tell you all about it, but there is something more pressing at hand!
Tomorrow, September 13th is my birthday, what are you getting me?

I shall post again soon.