2nd life, 2nd time, 2nd hand

No one likes to have slops if you know what I mean ;-) you know stirring the porridge.
if you do not know what I mean by that then you have been living under a rock.

The other day I was talking to a friend and we got onto the subject of second hand items
the conversation lead to what we would and would not buy second hand, we both agreed we would buy a handbag obviously only if it was in good condition and a name brand, Louis Vuitton, Marc Jacobs you get the drift.
We draw the line at clothing, my god they sell second hand underwear and bras how fucking sick is that shit? you would not know who's dirty snatch has been in it.
Shoes, now that raised some interesting thoughts, I say I will never do it, but then again I have done it before, it was a pair of shoes second hand that had never been worn before and also a pair that was only warn once to walk down the red carpet. I have this thing with shoes and feet, I think everyone's feet are dirty and ugly but mine.

So our rules on second hand clothing and accessories

Don't wear shoes that someone with funky fungus feet has been wearing.
Second hand clothes, Never wear a pair of pants if you cannot identify what twat has been inside of them.

At the end of our conversation I just thought I would throw in some food for thought and I said to my friend, "So buying a second hand book never turn a page after licking your finger, what was the licked finger before you doing!"
Her comment to that was, and I quote "you're extremely twisted" tell me something I don't know bitch.