Compact is better.

Today I was in the south of the country attending to some work and meetings, I knew this yesterday so I contacted my ex (mentioned in the last entry) and informed him I wanted a few of my things back that I needed, I had no intentions to be staying long at his house or to have any kind of chat as it was going to be between meetings and it was a two hour drive from meeting to meeting.
While arriving in front of his house I seen his mother head for the stairs faster then any lightening I had ever seen, it was quiet amusing actually, I got out of the car, placed my jacket on and headed for the front door, he was there waiting as soon as I seen him I just about threw up. What did I ever see in this person? He looked very unwell and also seems he is not taking care of himself in more ways then one, he utterly smelt!
I went inside for some minutes and laughed internally when his mother showered her face and she had to pick up her jaw off the ground when seeing me, which was exactly the same her son had to do when he opened the door.
Let me explain, The last time I seen him which was only a few weeks ago (The beginning of September) I was a lot bigger and also not in the state of mind to take total care of myself, meaning cloths and make-up, My self confidence has sky rocketed and everyone has noticed it, I have also lost a huge amount of weight, three dress sizes to be exact.
I had a tea got my things and left, this was not before I turned on my selective hearing because he was driving my insane with remarks on how stunning I was looking and why he ever treated me so bad, Well guess what little boy ? look drool and dream as this you will never have! Never Again yes I dare to say Never!
Heading off to the next meeting I was about to die of hunger so I stopped and tanked the car and got a nice healthy sandwich, When I was paying someone tapped me on the shoulder and said "Hi gorgeous" I turned with a smile as I knew the voice, out of all the people in the world it was the person I was racing to for the meeting, we decided to take the next exit of the highway as we both knew a nice place for a drink and something to eat and we would take care of business there.
Arriving at the cafe he stepped out of his car and was in fits of laughter, I looked at him and asked what was so funny? I looked at my shoes, top, dress pants, everything was in order. I was getting frustrated with his laughter he now had tears rolling down his face. We were escorted to a table, my jacket was taken from me and we were seated, thank goodness he has stopped laughing and pulled himself together then he asked me

Business-man "Why do you drive such a car?"
Me "Why not such a car?"
BM " Well you know being in the position your in and all"
Me " Yes and?"
BM " Don't you think it will set a better impression is you had a more upper class car?"
Me " No, as people hire me for my brain not my car"
BM " True but if you roll up in such a compact car it, well it looks strange"
Me " So you mean if I had a car like yours a brand new BMW with all options it makes me look smarter and better at my work?
BM " Well no it does not mean that, it just means your more successful"
Me " No I think it just shower having my smaller car I do not have to compare my dick size to yours"
~ grinning as I open my folder of papers and seeing him with his mouth opened catching flies then I added with a smile "Now shall we talk about the conference coming up?

What was more entertaining about this conversation was the fact he was talking in a rather loud voice and the people behind us and to our side also heard the conversation, all happening to be businessmen also, they all put their heads down and go back to their laptops and paperwork after my comment.
Looking outside into the car park it was full of all these new flashy BMW's , Mercedes, Audi's and so on, these in between all the optional extra cars was my little shinning compact car, yes it is a this years model, yes it gets me from point A to point B and no I have nothing to prove and no penis to compare to yours. I am a Business Woman I am good at what I do and if I turned up on my bicycle it does not make me any better or worse at my job!